French Fry Oatmeal (no I'm not kidding...!)

Ok...before you read the title of this post and go "THAT IS DISGUSTING!" hear me out. You like french fries (I'm assuming...I mean, WHO DOESN'T?!). You like oatmeal (now this one's a given). Why not combine the two?! And BOY DID I...! Behold, my friends: my new favorite lunch.

French Fry Oatmeal.

YUM ALERT!

French Fry Oatmeal; Vegan, Gluten-free. Serves One.

Ingredients

1. 1/2 cup oats of choice (I used oat bran)
2. 1/4 tsp EACH onion powder and garlic powder
3. black pepper to taste
4. 1 teaspoon bragg's liquid aminos
5. 1 cup water

Method

1. In a medium-sized microwave-safe bowl, mix oats and all spices (including pepper). 
2. Add water and aminos and let sit for about 10 minutes, until most of water is absorbed.
3. Microwave on HIGH power for two minutes, watching carefully to make sure it doesn't overflow!
4. Remove from microwave and top with unsweetened ketchup. DEVOUR!